World Soccer

As we begin today's match, we have "Pig" on offense.

Pig is an outstanding player.  She uses her formidable bulk to leverage herself into keeping the ball.

And is not above using distraction as a ploy to gain an edge over her advisary.

Observe her technique.

What's that?

All alone?

Not for long.  "Princess" see's an opportunity."

Snagged.

But not for long.

A brief tussle as the crowd goes wild.

Game goes to Pig!

According to the "Ref".