Having a Bad Day?

I was popping around a few new blogs I've found and came across
The Apple Pie Gal.

She has a post from September that made me bust out laughing...(Perfect if you're having a bad day)

God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,

The courage to change the things I cannot accept,

And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people

I had to kill today because they pissed me off.


And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today

As they may be connected to the ass that I have to kiss tomorrow.


Help me to always give 100% at work... 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, and 5% on Friday.


And help me to remember...

When I'm having a really bad day,
And it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown
And only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.