"Getting rid of everything that doesn’t matter allows you to remember who you are. Simplicity doesn’t change who you are, it brings you back to who you are."

Sunday, May 25, 2014

Arrested Development.

Guess who's back?

Yep...SM's twin brother...Chuck (The Yard Bitch) is back. 

I asked SM what he thought of Chuck. 

"He looks like he's getting frisked by the cops."  SM said.

So I went out and made one of his legs straight.

"How's he look now?"  I asked the critic.

"He looks like he just finished a spin on the ice at the Olympics.  You know.  Ta-Da!"  He says waving his hands in the air, laughing.

"Geez."  I said exasperated.  "Do I need to bend his leg like he's out there having a smoke?"

"Nah.  Just stick a beer can in his hand.  That'll make it all better."

"Yeah?  Well you better get busy and suck one down so I can stick the can in his hand."

"Now that I can do.  Go get me one would ya?"

To read more about the adventures of Chuck click on the links below.

Hello Charlie

Chuck Gets a Makeover


  1. Love it. Does Chuck really keep out the critters? Even if he doesn't, Chuck is a great addition.

  2. Chuck dresses in nicer clothes than I do!

    P.S. I like his first pose: "Come on all you flying varmints! I'm ready to take ya on!"

  3. Chuck looks pretty convincing to me. :)
    Our Georgia is wearing a purple evening gown and beads. She's the best-dressed scarecrow in our community, in my humble opinion.

  4. Maybe the critters will end up in the beer! Welcome back, Chuck.