Guess who's back?
Yep...SM's twin brother...Chuck (The Yard Bitch) is back.
I asked SM what he thought of Chuck.
"He looks like he's getting frisked by the cops." SM said.
So I went out and made one of his legs straight.
"How's he look now?" I asked the critic.
"He looks like he just finished a spin on the ice at the Olympics. You know. Ta-Da!" He says waving his hands in the air, laughing.
"Geez." I said exasperated. "Do I need to bend his leg like he's out there having a smoke?"
"Nah. Just stick a beer can in his hand. That'll make it all better."
"Yeah? Well you better get busy and suck one down so I can stick the can in his hand."
"Now that I can do. Go get me one would ya?"
To read more about the adventures of Chuck click on the links below.
Chuck Gets a Makeover