The other day I took a small sip of my Diet Mt Dew and it went down the wrong pipe.
I choked, I sputtered, I wheezed.
I couldn't breathe.
I stood up and bent over.
It felt like any air I had coming in and out was through a pin hole.
"You OK?" I hear SM ask from the other room.
Damn it hurt.
"Am I going to go out this way?" I thought to myself.
She choked to death on her Diet Dew.
I can see the headlines now.
The nectar of the Gods that puts the pep in my step finally takes me out.
They do say she's a bitch.
Finally, the pinhole got larger and I started coughing and continued to cough myself raw.
That was the worst choke I'd ever experienced.
Hey, there's more W's in this post than I'd thought there would be.