I'm complicated. Always have been, always will be.
I like to think of myself as multifaceted.
I don't think I'm high maintenance.
In fact, I think I'm a pretty low maintence kinda girl.
But let's investigate the concept of high maintenance for a moment.
(High Maintenance as defined in The Urban Dictionary.)
As quoted from the classic movie When Harry Met Sally...(the "go to" source for all questions on the male/female relationship dynamic.)
Harry Burns: There are two kinds of women: high maintenance and low maintenance.
Sally Albright: Which one am I?
Harry Burns: You're the worst kind; you're high maintenance but you think you're low maintenance.
Sally Albright: I don't see that.
Harry Burns: You don't see that? Waiter, I'll begin with a house salad, but I don't want the regular dressing. I'll have the balsamic vinegar and oil, but on the side. And then the salmon with the mustard sauce, but I want the mustard sauce on the side. "On the side" is a very big thing for you.
Sally Albright: Well, I just want it the way I want it.
Harry Burns: I know; high maintenance.
OK...So I'm the worst kind woman. Aren't you glad?
As the author of this blog I can afford to be kind to myself.
So I'm going to step out on a limb here and say that the best way to describe me is to say that I'm a Creative Observationalist.
I can see a story in just about every situation.
Need proof? Check out these posts...
You Stupid Idiot
Daughter Of Eve
Right Down The Line
Pardon The Interruption
Evolution Of A Curse Word
Mornings With Joe