"Getting rid of everything that doesn’t matter allows you to remember who you are. Simplicity doesn’t change who you are, it brings you back to who you are."

I'm Complicated

What can I possibly say on this page that hasn't been expressed in my postings over the past four years.




I'm complicated.  Always have been, always will be.

I like to think of myself as multifaceted. 

I don't think I'm high maintenance.  
In fact, I think I'm a pretty low maintence kinda girl.

But let's investigate the concept of high maintenance for a moment.

(High Maintenance as defined in The Urban Dictionary.)

Requiring a lot of attention. When describing a person, high-maintenance usually means that the individual is emotionally needy or prone to over-dramatizing a situation to gain attention.

Uh oh.  




As quoted from the classic movie When Harry Met Sally...(the "go to" source for all questions on the male/female relationship dynamic.)

Harry Burns: There are two kinds of women: high maintenance and low maintenance.
Sally Albright: Which one am I?
Harry Burns: You're the worst kind; you're high maintenance but you think you're low maintenance.
Sally Albright: I don't see that.
Harry Burns: You don't see that? Waiter, I'll begin with a house salad, but I don't want the regular dressing. I'll have the balsamic vinegar and oil, but on the side. And then the salmon with the mustard sauce, but I want the mustard sauce on the side. "On the side" is a very big thing for you.
Sally Albright: Well, I just want it the way I want it.
Harry Burns: I know; high maintenance.


OK...So I'm the worst kind woman.  Aren't you glad?  



As the author of this blog I can afford to be kind to myself.  

So I'm going to step out on a limb here and say that the best way to describe me is to say that I'm a Creative Observationalist




I can see a story in just about every situation.

Need proof?  Check out these posts...

You Stupid Idiot

It's Alive

Twinkie

Owners Manual

A Letter

Daughter Of Eve

Sup

Right Down The Line 

Pardon The Interruption

Stankiness

Crush-ing

Easily Amused

Evolution Of A Curse Word

Mornings With Joe

Moo

System Overload 

 

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