I'm Complicated

What can I possibly say on this page that hasn't been expressed in my postings over the past four years.




I'm complicated.  Always have been, always will be.

I like to think of myself as multifaceted. 

I don't think I'm high maintenance.  
In fact, I think I'm a pretty low maintence kinda girl.

But let's investigate the concept of high maintenance for a moment.

(High Maintenance as defined in The Urban Dictionary.)

Requiring a lot of attention. When describing a person, high-maintenance usually means that the individual is emotionally needy or prone to over-dramatizing a situation to gain attention.

Uh oh.  




As quoted from the classic movie When Harry Met Sally...(the "go to" source for all questions on the male/female relationship dynamic.)

Harry Burns: There are two kinds of women: high maintenance and low maintenance.
Sally Albright: Which one am I?
Harry Burns: You're the worst kind; you're high maintenance but you think you're low maintenance.
Sally Albright: I don't see that.
Harry Burns: You don't see that? Waiter, I'll begin with a house salad, but I don't want the regular dressing. I'll have the balsamic vinegar and oil, but on the side. And then the salmon with the mustard sauce, but I want the mustard sauce on the side. "On the side" is a very big thing for you.
Sally Albright: Well, I just want it the way I want it.
Harry Burns: I know; high maintenance.


OK...So I'm the worst kind woman.  Aren't you glad?  



As the author of this blog I can afford to be kind to myself.  

So I'm going to step out on a limb here and say that the best way to describe me is to say that I'm a Creative Observationalist




I can see a story in just about every situation.

Need proof?  Check out these posts...

You Stupid Idiot

It's Alive

Twinkie

Owners Manual

A Letter

Daughter Of Eve

Sup

Right Down The Line 

Pardon The Interruption

Stankiness

Crush-ing

Easily Amused

Evolution Of A Curse Word

Mornings With Joe

Moo

System Overload 

 

1 comment:

  1. Oh my gosh! "high maintenance but you think you're low maintenance." "The worst kind!" My wife is wonderful, but this is so her! Can't wait to share!

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