"Getting rid of everything that doesn’t matter allows you to remember who you are. Simplicity doesn’t change who you are, it brings you back to who you are."

SqueetieMan

Otherwise known as Mr. Don't Blog About Me.

To which I always reply "If I didn't have you, I'd have nothing to say so there wouldn't even be a blog!"

Geez...Men. 



They just think that the world revolves around them don't they? 

SM really does have another name but if I mentioned it on the blog, he'd shoot me for sure.  

Let's just call him SM and keep the peace shall we?



So...I'm sure you have some questions.





*Do I really call him SqueetieMan?  
                                                       
*Yes, I really do.  Squeetie for short.




*Where the heck did that come from? 
                                                            
*Well, long story short, it came from a Seinfeld episode where Jerry called his girlfriend "Schmoopy".

(Schmoopy as defined in The Urban Dictionary...)

A really annoying term of endearment used in the show "Seinfeld" that they blatantly make fun of for one episode. 
"Hello Schmoopy" --Jerry
"Awww hello schmoopy" --Jerry's girlfriend
"How's my little schmoopy today?" --Jerry

"Ugh they are sooooo aggravating with their little schmoopy this and schmoopy that." --Elaine
 So rather than use the Seinfeld endearment, we created our own.  Aren't we cute? 





*Is he really camera shy?




*Oh yeah.  He blocks me at every turn.  

It's a very rare thing to get a picture of SM as it is.  
And if I post the picture on the blog, I get all kinds of grief.  Threats even!  
But somehow the pictures manage to stay up. 





*Need more insight into the mystery that is The SqueetieMan?  Check out these posts...

He Had It Coming 

Sacrificial Carrot

Hello Charlie                     

Chuck Gets A Makeover         

SM - Spider Wrangler 

F-Bomb In Disguise       

Sweet Cheeks

We're Doomed I Tell Ya

What's Your Secret?




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