To which I always reply "If I didn't have you, I'd have nothing to say so there wouldn't even be a blog!"
They just think that the world revolves around them don't they?
SM really does have another name but if I mentioned it on the blog, he'd shoot me for sure.
Let's just call him SM and keep the peace shall we?
So...I'm sure you have some questions.
*Do I really call him SqueetieMan?
*Yes, I really do. Squeetie for short.
*Where the heck did that come from?
*Well, long story short, it came from a Seinfeld episode where Jerry called his girlfriend "Schmoopy".
(Schmoopy as defined in The Urban Dictionary...)
A really annoying term of endearment used in the show "Seinfeld" that they blatantly make fun of for one episode.
So rather than use the Seinfeld endearment, we created our own. Aren't we cute?"Hello Schmoopy" --Jerry
"Awww hello schmoopy" --Jerry's girlfriend
"How's my little schmoopy today?" --Jerry
"Ugh they are sooooo aggravating with their little schmoopy this and schmoopy that." --Elaine
*Oh yeah. He blocks me at every turn.
It's a very rare thing to get a picture of SM as it is.
And if I post the picture on the blog, I get all kinds of grief. Threats even!
But somehow the pictures manage to stay up.
*Need more insight into the mystery that is The SqueetieMan? Check out these posts...
He Had It Coming
Chuck Gets A Makeover
SM - Spider Wrangler
F-Bomb In Disguise
We're Doomed I Tell Ya
What's Your Secret?